Facebook, twitter, instagram, blog
Nobody, nobody, cares about your yog
My garmin data, my training log
Nobody, nobody, cares about your yog
Through mountains, desert, snow, and fog
Nobody, nobody, cares about your yog
A slow kerplopple, an all night slog
Nobody, nobody, cares about your yog
My buckles! My revolutionary nutrition strategy! My race reports! My FKT!
Clearly sir, you're an attention hog
And perhaps in some small community, you are the top dog
But nobody, nobody cares about your yog
